Even though this video has nothing to do with wine, it's still hysterically funny to me because this is basically the scene that I make if the wine that I just opened ends up being corked or spoiled. Think about it, I make the effort to go to the wine store, I find a nice bottle, fork over my money, bring it home, make a nice dinner, light the candles and after all the anticipation has built up, the wine ends up tasting like moldy cardboard and wet newspapers.
The term "corked" or "cork taint" has nothing to do with bits of cork floating in the wine. If a wine is corked then it refers to the fact that there is presence of TCA or 2,4,6-trichloroanisole(TCA) if you wanted to get technical. Humans can detect TCA in very tiny amounts and wine containing TCA has a characteristic odor, variously described as resembling a moldy newspaper, wet dog, damp cloth, or damp basement. Mmmm...delicious, right? Industry standards put the amount of wine with detectable amounts of TCA at anywhere between 3-5%. The chief cause of cork taint is up to debate and far too complex for me to go into detail but you can check out a discussion on it here . I will tell you that price does not seem to be an indicator whether or not the wine will end up spoiled as I have had corked wine that cost anywhere between $5 to $500. One of the main ways wineries are dealing with this problem is by switching to screw caps or synthetic corks.
Now I could have taken the wine back to the wine store for a refund just as you can send a wine back in a restaurant if it smells like wet socks to you, but by the time I'm sitting nice and cozy in my jammies at home and I'm left without a wine for the night - the damage has been done. So...for the rest of the evening you will see me moaning and complaining like a 12 year old girl.
P.S. - The girl with the Aero Surf shirt totally wanted David Cook to win.